capitate

to receive head, rather than loose it
see blow job

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

by Adrock March 7, 2004

Capital

Meaning: the best, the greatest, and better than everything else.
Can also be a synonym for peng.

Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.

-

Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.

by HiroiUmiCara February 4, 2018

Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.

Capitalism - Taking advantage of poor people since 1776 and also establishing world superpowers.

by Bacon is good August 13, 2015

Capitalism

A economic system which is usually short lived before becoming corporatism. In this system, everyone is said to have an equal chance to become rich, depending on how hard they work. While this is true of capitalism, usually by the time a capitalists become rich, corporatism is born. A system where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. While Capitalism is a good idea, in theory, it is not in practice. Just like communism. Neither work. Usually, the only way for a semi-capitlist state to exist for any length of time is through democratic socialism.

Capitalism kicks ass! Now that I'm rich, I don't have to work, and since there are no taxes on the rich, I can just keep making more and more money without any idea of what to do with it! Nevermind the fact that other people need this money more then I do, it's mine, and I deserve to keep it, even though I'll just use it to buy things which I don't need, then keep the rest for my son to inherit, so he doesn't have to do any work either! Isn't "capitalism" fun?

by Eriond November 20, 2004

Capitalism

Legalized Stealing.

Capitalism: in 1955, administration made 30 times as much as basic employees. Now, administration makes 300 times as much as employees.

by themanclaw March 20, 2010

Capitalism

The biggest lie of all time. Only an enlightened few can see it. It is the cause of 90% of the worlds current problems such as global warming, Imperialist wars, racism, homophobia, weak healthcare systems, unemployment, poverty, etc. Turns otherwise intelligent people into raving, brainwashed idiots that relly think they're free in America.

Capitalism is why the banks got bailouts and you didnt.

by comrade-x October 8, 2009

Capitalism

The opposite of communism where the rich are rich and the poor are poor.

Modern day governments are mostly run by capitalism

by Keith Keithson May 29, 2018