cannonless

A trick in the Whomp's Fortress level of Super Mario 64. By walking off a plank towards a wall, at a very precise angle, you can grab a star without using the level's cannon.

My friend Sig was doing Mario speedruns last night, and he shaved some serious time off the clock by using cannonless.

by Obviously-Jesus January 28, 2012

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 30, 2006

Berlin Static Cannon

When you are slamming your bitch in the butt on a dirty shag rug, and one then unloads a case of electrically charged cream into the bitchs' anal cavity.

After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.

by Cock Cobbler March 13, 2011

n00b cannon

Any sort of weapon that can be "effortlessly" used to kill another in a video game, usually a First Person Shooter. These weapons are also usually, but not always, shotguns.

Often, these "n00b cannons" have heavy disadvantages, and the guy who keeps getting killed is probably doing something horribly wrong.

Regardless, use of these weapons in public multiplayer will get you mocked and shunned, even though they are valid weapons, with only a couple exceptions.

The Flux Gun in Savage.
The Auto Shotgun in Counter Strike.
The Grub from Gunbound could possibly be considered a n00b cannon.
The Shotgun in Natural Selection.
The SPAS in Navy Seals-Covert Operations.
The Chaingun in Team Fortress
The OICW in SWAT 3.
The Panzerfaust in Enemy Territory. (Restricted on some servers)
The Jackhammer in Planetside.

See any patterns in there? Lots of fast-firing shotguns. Anyone ever hear of sniper rifles to counter?

by Kenthar February 12, 2004

Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

alabama arm cannon

The act of thrusting ones arm into a man or women's ass hole, once in the male/female pushes out explosive diarrhea which builds up and/or leaks out until the man or women pulls their fist out of the anus creating a blast of liquid shit.

"As Mark pulled his fist out Jordan's anal cavity liquid shit spewed all over Marks face, thus creating an Alabama arm cannon."

by FrozenSugarlumps December 18, 2013

oreo cannon

What the asshole may become after being thoroughly injected with semen. The owner of such apparatus then farts with the semen and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.

Guy 1: "Dude, she was on the rag, so I threw it in her ass."
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"

by howboutthat22 June 4, 2010