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Candy Cane Smoothie 

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.

Candy Cane kiss

When a guy is having sex with a girl and while she is on her peroid and finishes inside of her. then goes down and eats her out sensually =.
I gave my girl friend a candy cane kiss last night
Candy Cane kiss by fagbitch December 6, 2010

Candy Cane Sword

A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
Candy Cane Sword by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009

Candy cane plug 

It is a butt plug that is shaped like a candy cane and after you use it your ass smells like peppermint.It is commonly used during Christmas. It comes in many different colors and flavors.
I used my girlfriends candy cane plug to shove up her ass last night. She moaned many times and I loved the smell of the mint.

Candy Cane Lisp 

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.
Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.
Candy Cane Lisp by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

candy cane style 

When you bend your dick like a candy cane when you fuck so you don’t nutt in her
I forgot my condoms so I fucked Sandy Candy Cane Style