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sittin' round the campfire we sing our campfire song,

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along
BUM BUM BUM (really quickly) C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! and if you don't think we can sing it faster then your wrong but it will help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song SONG!! (opera voice) song
(SMASH YOUR GUITAR NOW)
i am not obsessed with spongebob i just like the spongebobs campfire song song.
by lollipop.com October 27, 2010
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Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.
Gary took advantage of shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.
by James S Beam April 8, 2022
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Minnesota Campfire

Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
Saint and Sam went out and started a Minnesota Campfire tonight and think we don't know
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024
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campfire person

A person who would rather stay at home then go out to the bar with friends.

Another way to sayhomebody”.

A person who just bought a house/moved in to their apartment who does not want to leave.
Ugh, she is such a campfire person. She never wants to go to happy hour and stay out with us until 2am.
by Sjerseyslang May 15, 2023
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Campfire Frosting

Having a straight friend join you in the middle of the woods for a campfire. The friend and you proceed to feed eachother hotdogs and once finished, you proceed to use the double spit poker as a sounding rod while frotting your friend. Once close, you both collect a graham cracker and finish on said cracker. Once soaked in, you lightly toast the cracker to feed it to eachother.
My friend Zaxcksariah and I were out on a fishing trip up in Alaska. What happens up there stays up there, but let me just say we’re were lonely, and there was some great fire roasted snacks with the campfire frosting!
by Themadpotato55 December 1, 2025
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Campfire

Campfire- the other way of calling someone a Karen because they can’t take jokes
Person#1 “did u hear about how that girl canceled dogs for being annoying
Person#2 “ikr shes such a campfire”
by Shadowsweeto May 30, 2021
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The Kingston Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up youre bosses asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside him, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, you both ride the slip n slide ithen ask him to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
Last night my boss made me give him The Kingston Campfire. It was delicious."
by Big biscuit October 9, 2023
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