Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

sexy calzone

An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.

Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.

by AnswersBoiii December 17, 2016

Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube

My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night

by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022

NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023

The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.

One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”

by lilpeengang November 24, 2020