Child 

A child is a Pearce of shit

I hate the child

Child by Yourlocalpanbish June 15, 2021

Child 

The thing that your dad beats when he gets angry. Children are fucking assholes who should be beat at all costs.

That person is being beat like a child

Child by Small Fat Beefy Juicy Cock January 21, 2019

Child 

Very tasty

That child is tasty

Child by NotAPredator123 October 4, 2018

child 

The oposite of a guudie, something extremly horrible. Coming from the word "child molester".

That is NOT a guudie, it is a child.

child by zoeh December 2, 2004

Child 

When you call someone child, you basically are calling them immature

"Child is my word! "
"No it's not child!"

"Stop it child! It's my F*****G word!"

Child by PandaWolfCat July 21, 2017

Child 

A huge fucking waste of money

Ayy my nigga just had a child he fucking crossing the border by tonite

Child by _kim_gonna_send_fukin_nukes_ October 15, 2017

Child 

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.

Welp, their goes my child!

Child by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017