Jetpack Buttcrack

The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt

Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks

by little_man_with_hands October 28, 2022

ButtCracker

A lucky nutcracker consisting in looking like you just hit your nuts really hard but you actually got penetrated in the butthole

“Bro I just got a super lucky ButtCracker!!!”
“Everyone thought my bits got wracked but the post actually went right up my crack, what a butt cracker!”

by Jill Semen October 3, 2022

Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

Observable Buttcrack of the Universe

A niche term used on the south-side of Seattle through years of primary school children that eventually reached a broader group of children—primarily high school children and is commonly used in high schools. It refers to the act of donating presents to needy people and is used in conjunction with school food / gift drives. You

Jim Observable Buttcrack of the Universe ‘d last night and gave away takeout to the homeless.

by ilikefortnite27 December 13, 2025

Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?

After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.

by QueefTweak December 19, 2025

buttcrack of the night

A buttcrack that only pops off at night

My buttcrack of the night is about to get the party started !!

by Hotchops April 24, 2024