buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016

Banged Ass Buttcrack

A boy between Alabama and Arkansas who hard bangs.

“Look at that stupid bitch sitting next to that Banged Ass Buttcrack.”

by Bunger July 15, 2018

buttcrack

crack smoked from someones ass

yo dog that was some trizzump buttcrack son!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

buttcrack girl

lovely girl

You look like a sexy girl who is a hoe.

by Yo Meun June 29, 2003

buttcrack

The audible noise that is made when the flaps of one's buttocks smack together from the forcible expulsion of gaseous products from one's bowels.

That wasn't my car back firing, it was my good ole buttcrack. I think that was a wet one, but it smells fragrant.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003

buttcrack girl

sexiest girl

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by Ching Chong June 29, 2003

buttcrackagram

the process of conveying a message thru writing with a permanent marker around the anus and then revealing the message to surprise the person who the message is intended, it is also optional to present a gift inserted in the anus on display

the man proposed with a buttcrackagram by writing "will you marry me" around his anus and presenting the ring inserted in his anus ,so that she could see the shimmer of the marquis cut diamond.

by jamesward February 11, 2009