Briar

Briar is an awesome, outgoing girl who is a great friend to every one. She is energetic and is really good at sports. She likes to hang out with friends and likes to enjoy anything that she does with relatives and friends. Also she will take care of you and will have your back through anything.

heyy look over there that looks like Briar because she looks like shes having fun!

by Watties!! April 21, 2011

Briar

1) A type of thorn/shrub that is typically irritating and painful due to its barbs and tenacious nature.

2) Another name for Aurora, or Sleeping Beauty, the disney princess.

3) The name of a female who may or may not exhibit similar characteristics to the plant and who may be caustic, self-centered, emotional, fickle, and the most amazing artist, writer, sister, and best friend you could ever ask for.

1) I tripped through a patch of briars and that's why my face is bleeding.

2) Only the kiss of her prince could wake Briar from the witch's evil spell.

3) Dammit, Briar, can you stop being such an attention-whore for a moment and give me some space??!

by Skemj January 18, 2009

Sweet Briar College

possiblly the greatest collection of girls in America and beyond. Known for beauty, class, and personality, these girls top those from all other schools, especially Longwood. As opposed to other college girls, Sweet Briar girls actually know how to get (and KEEP) men and not whore around on a daily basis. The girls, being from families of prestige and honor, take care of themselves, and because they always look breathtaking, are instantly hated on by other, uglier girls from "regular universities". Sweet Briar girls do not lie, cheat, or steal. They are prime examples of what every woman should strive to be. If you think our campus is beautiful, wait until you see our girls!!!

"Longwood to bed, Sweet Briar to wed"
Guys date girls from Sweet Briar College because they don't want they're dicks to fall off from LU girl's diseases

by MMFNKJ April 6, 2009

Burial at sea

The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.

To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.

"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."

by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003

Briar Patch

Region of long, thick hair above the ass crack on the lower back. Briar patches are more commonly seen on men and Rosie O'Donnell.

Mike: Sick shit dude, you need to shave your Briar Patch!
Scott: I can't reach it, I'm too fat!

by albundy1234 July 24, 2010

Dignified burial at sea

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

by me old fruity July 18, 2011

Briare

A real Texan girl and ardent Cowboys fan. Prim and proper by day, but when Friday night comes around, she's totally drunk and snoring like a lawnmower by morning.

Who the hell is mowing their lawn at 3am??
Oh, that's just Briare in a drunken coma..

by TuffBuffMcGruff November 20, 2014