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Briare

A real Texan girl and ardent Cowboys fan. Prim and proper by day, but when Friday night comes around, she's totally drunk and snoring like a lawnmower by morning.

Who the hell is mowing their lawn at 3am??
Oh, that's just Briare in a drunken coma..

by TuffBuffMcGruff November 20, 2014