the school house bugle

Homosexual activity involving pursing the lips and attempting to use an anus like a brass intrument. syn. Arse-trumpeting, playing the old arse-brass

In cottaging circles Adam was a renowned school house bugler, I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll show you how to play the school house bugle

by nastynymph May 22, 2009

bugles

Bugles are cone shaped crunchy snacks often sold in vending machines. Hunched over bitches like to eat them after sex.

After sex, hunched over bitch's cat ( Bojangles) licks up all the Bugles crumbs.

by annamal83 September 11, 2013

bugle

big ass horn

look at the size of his bugle

by kovack September 7, 2003

Bugling

A sex game wherein the bugler alerts his/her friends that they are mid-intercourse by placing their thumb to their lips with a clenched fist and loudly mimicking the sound of a bugle. The friends of the bugler respond to the call by galloping into the room on invisible horses, whilst shouting "charge!" in the style of a 19th century cavalry regiment.

Lad 1 - "That girl sure wasn't impressed with your bugling last night."

Bugler - "Yeh, she cried for ages after the initial shock"

by YEHM8 June 19, 2013

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016

bugle

An object, person or place which is amazing, beautiful or generally has outstanding quality.

Rio is an absolute bugle of a city.
Alice is a little bugle.

by Henrick Herring August 6, 2006

Bugler

‎1. Excessive elbow useage, usually aimed at the ribs of someone.
2. Saying inappropriate things to girls
3. Spilling people's drinks everywhere
4. Any other clumsy act usually involving chemicals
5. Unnecessary showering

1. "generic bad joke, dya get it??" *Buglering in the ribs*

2. Person 1: "your hair looked nicer yesterday"

Person 2: "That was such a Bugler of a statement, you just don't get girls at all do you??"

3. Person 1: "Mate can you pass me my drink"

Person 2: "Sure let me just grab it - oh shit"

Person 1: "ffs you just Bugler'd my drink onto the floor!"

4. Every lab has a Bugler, as soon as they walk in something will go wrong/explode/implode/spill/melt. All chemical labs should have anti-bugler warning signs.

by Cemeg Caerdydd June 4, 2011