Boosted Buffoon

Typically a person who is awful at any MOBA video games and relies on his teammates to carry his or her's sorry ass to Diamond.

"Khalil you are such a boosted buffoon. Losing to a Counter eh?"

by lul.exe November 23, 2016

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 6, 2004

bufforealdo

A shortened way of saying "but for real though." Generally used to get a kick out of people at parties or when feeling really annoyed

Bufforealdo, who threw that ham at me?

by CINCO DE MAYO! May 5, 2009

Buffoon

Boris Johnson

The new PM Is a Buffoon...!

by Jeremy Hunt July 23, 2019

fuck buffoon

An utterly stupid person

'He dumped you??.....what an utter fuck buffoon'

by SAMEZ MUM! December 30, 2015

choo-choo buffology

-noun, plural -gies
Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.

The transit authority hired a choo-choo buffologist for their rapid response team which will allow them to quickly respond to media inquiries asking critical questions. Unfortunately for the opponents, this guy is the top choo-choo buff in the nation. His latest sound bite is critical of busses because he claims that people don't like dirty busses, putting his opponents at a significant disadvantage because it takes more words than can fit into a sound bite to explain that people are turned off by the "dirty" busses which were made that way by people who did not respect the bus enough to keep it clean because people who receive a subsidy can't appreciate the value of the service and thus are disrespectful - and rolling out shiny new trains won't correct the problem because they will be dirty within a few years as the same disrespectful people start riding the trains instead; that the only way to prevent the deterioration of the transit system is to charge market rates for riding instead of tax-subsidized rates.

-or-

I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.

by True Green April 18, 2009

Wudda Buffch

1. A parabole, mathematical function on a carthesian plan, Shape of a U.

2. A parabole that ends up crossing higher up on the Y axis.

3. Sound of a car hitting the ground after a flip.

Pronounced : Husband and wife. Just kidding (Wudda Bufe) NOT WUDGA BUCHF!

1. Equasions of the second degree are usually a wudda buffch

2. Does the 3rd degree equasions make wudda buffchs?

3. *Car flips and hits the ground*
Me: Duuuude Wudda Buffch.
Friend: Eeemp.

by chinapese October 7, 2006