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browning out

The term Browning out refers to a friend or co-worker who consistantly says that they will do or say something then don't end up doing it at the last minute.
Adam "Browned out" of the rock concert to hang out with his bitch.
by Ryan Cote May 6, 2005
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Browning Off

V. To wear ones patience thin, to be vexatious to the spirit
"I say, this chap is rather Browning Off off... Fetch my shooter... "
by fatboyspence January 12, 2012
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Browning's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows the probability of an accusation of racism by a Progressive approaches unity.

Term coined by Michael Stuart @BrowningMachine on Twitter
Example of Browning's Law

Cities with strict gun-control laws have more crime.
Oh really? Where?
Chicago, Washington DC..
You're a bigoted racist!
by Cal A Feit February 6, 2015
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Browning Glory

An outgoing turd that touches the water whist still emerging,
Oh man! I thought that shit would never end, it must have been a foot long. That was a browning glory!
by West Queer May 16, 2022
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Browning out

When you drink so much that you lose control of your bowel movements
Michael: “Is Dennis wearing brown pants with that brown shirt?”
Justin: “Nah man, his pants were white at first but then he started browning out from all the drinks”
Michael: “Woah...”
by Twizzlerizzler September 1, 2018
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Browning Out

The resulting comatose state induced by a sudden, intense, and in most cases involuntary bowel movement. The victim may temporarily develop a minor form of amnesia due to an unstable peak in anal pressure and release known as Anal Fragmentation. Anal Fragmentation leaves the victim with little memory of said movement prior to losing consciousness. This is informally known as the process of blowing out ones sphincter.

The aftermath of a case of "Browning Out", provided the victims anus is still within repair, often calls for the prompt administration of medical and psychological aid. If left unattended the victim will experience long-term anal leakage and probable death due to serious infection and inability to withhold from defecation. Or Simply die of embarrASSment.
I invited the new girl from work out to family dinner on Sunday. The date was going well until Susie's bowels exploded on Gram Gram. Susie and Gram Gram are still in the hospital due to the browning out incident and cannot recall anything after the appetizers. Susie had mentioned her condition in regards to ethnic foods, and to Gram Gram's demise-- I ignored it. I'm sorry Gram Gram.
by FranMan November 13, 2013
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