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Brockism

Brockism is the political and religious philosophy of Brock Obama. Contrary to popular belief, Brock Obama is not just a personality on Facebook. He is the single most powerful political mind in the Kanto region.

Brockism centers on kicking as much ass as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about Pokemon and the Internet in general. Brockism has spawned a storm of Brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy Amabo Kcorb.
Brockism states: "Never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. You can have so much fun trolling them again and again."

Brockism states: "Star Wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has Zubats."

Brockism states: BROCK OBAMA IS NOT BARACK OBAMA. Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America. Brock Obama is a character on Pokemon.
by ItsACaptainDan July 3, 2011
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Brooding

Expressing deep sorrow or remorse. To dwell on a misfortunate outcome of an event with regret or displeasure.
Johnny was "brooding" after he found out the girl he was dating wasn't 16 as she initially told him but actually 13.
by Dre Dev January 5, 2005
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Saddle Brook

Small town in Bergen County, NJ where everyone knows each other's business and everyone has, regularly does or will eventually drink at Ed's Tavern or the VFW. Income ranges from welfare status to MBZ driving mob families. Almost everyone is Italian and Catholic and has at least one relative in town.
"That family on the "other side of 46" use food stamps and this guy has marble lion statues at his driveway. Saddle Brook is CRAZY"

"Eds - where good freinds meet"
by FaLCoN FLyeR February 6, 2009
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Brookelynn

She is the best, most pretty, funniest, most of, and nicest but most of them have been hurt by someone and needs a hug if you know a brookelynn go hug her NOW
Look at her She must be a brookelynn
by But I’m not sure November 17, 2020
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donny brook

A fight or ruckus. Usually with a group of people. It is smaller than a brewhaha, but larger than a fight.
"Those two starting to argue and before I knew it, I was in the middle of an oldschool donny brook."
by ...rockstar... June 29, 2007
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Brooke

A girl who's all around awesome. Everyone likes her, and she always has guy falling head over heels for her. She will cheer you up when you're down, and she's the nicest person ever.
Brooke, you're such a good friend!
by Boogers123456789 November 29, 2011
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Bookie Bear

Desmond was once my bookie bear.
by Lucky Anderson January 15, 2004
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