A crazy woman.
The daft broad was hanging out a moving car window yelling at people and that’s a normal night for her.
by H6RR6R$H6W February 15, 2018
Get the daft broad mug.1) Dating a girl who you have no real interest in; simply for the sex - no emotional attachment.
2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.
2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.
Guy 1: Dude, the best way to get over your ex is finding some throw-away broad.
Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?
Guy 1: But you love Shirley.
Guy 2: Fuck off
Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?
Guy 1: But you love Shirley.
Guy 2: Fuck off
by DANGER!! February 21, 2011
Get the Throw-away broad mug.An oath taken between two or more guys to never share the dirty details of the night's events.
It's done over a series of drinks; after each condition of the broath is stated each member takes a sip/shot.
It's done over a series of drinks; after each condition of the broath is stated each member takes a sip/shot.
"Dude, Erik is going to tell Sheila what happened as soon as he gets back to the dorm,"
"He can't, we took a broath."
"Thank god for Jager Bombs."
"He can't, we took a broath."
"Thank god for Jager Bombs."
by Captain Doofus Brain February 4, 2010
Get the Broath mug.Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010
Get the broad floater mug.1. Flighty Broad: a female who is irresponsible, fickle, not sound of mind, slow, or frankly just rude and/or ignorant.
2. a woman who is unfaithful and/or sleeps around.
synonymous with: slut.
though can be used interchangeably with whore, a flighty broad is generally smarter and has more respect for herself and her body (should the term be used in the same context as "whore").
2. a woman who is unfaithful and/or sleeps around.
synonymous with: slut.
though can be used interchangeably with whore, a flighty broad is generally smarter and has more respect for herself and her body (should the term be used in the same context as "whore").
I'm not in to those LA girls, most of them are flighty broads
Becca is such a flighty broad. She's dumb as they come!
Becca is such a flighty broad. She's dumb as they come!
by Kenshen38 April 20, 2019
Get the Flighty Broad mug.This phrase should be used under no circumstances whatsoever. This is, the absolute worst thing you could physically possibly say to another being. If you were to take, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, AND ur sister a mister, and combine them all, it could not even come close to the catastrophic damage this phrase will cause. Once this phrase has been said, nothing will happen at that moment. The other person will think you're just fucking retarded or something and walk away. Little do they know, their lives will start falling apart. The families fucking die, one by one, in the worst way they possibly could. Anyone who loves or cares for them, will abandon them in the most mentally damaging way, damaging beyond repair. They will get to a point where the absolutely can't handle it any longer. They will get ready to commit suicide. They'll have it prepared, and as soon as they're about to do it, THE EARTH SLOWLY STARTS TO CRACK BELOW THEIR FEET, THE SUN EXPLOADS AS EARTH FLYS THOUSANDS OF MILES OUT OF IT'S ORBIT. BLACK HOLES START APPEARING BY THE MILLIONS IN RANDOM LOCATIONS IN THE UNIVERSE, WW3 STARTS, BOMBS DROP EVERY WHERE! HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DYING EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...
Person #1: ur granny tranny
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*
by ImTweba May 16, 2018
Get the ur bro a hoe mug.1. A strong woman that doesn't intimidate easily and can do what needs to be done.
2. A woman that has lived a hard life, due to circumstances she put herself in or was born into.
2. A woman that has lived a hard life, due to circumstances she put herself in or was born into.
She was a tough broad. She drove race cars, raised children, cooked us all dinner, shot that burglar. She is no woman to mess with.
I saw one tough broad sitting at the end of the bar.
I saw one tough broad sitting at the end of the bar.
by amylc May 4, 2012
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