brussel sprout

when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth.
blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face

damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.

by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

Brissles

Brissles is the one person that every thinks about when they are alone at night. He is dependable and his southern charm makes him look like a genius among the crowd. Sometimes he plays bass so hard, the women literally run at him screaming.

Guy: "Holy shit, look at Brissles go, he has like 10 bitches all up in his shit."

by Da Saint o'knowledge October 3, 2013

dutchess of brussels

When someone does something seemingly "rich" or "pretentious" regularly and unironically.

1- " Hey man you want to come over my place and play fnaf , no one's home but the housekeeper".
2- " 'housekeeper?' What are you the Dutchess of Brussels".

by Shrekker scetch May 27, 2016

Brussels sprouts

The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.

Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.

by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008

Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.

In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

Brusselanian

an inhabitant of Brussels, Belgium

"Brusselanian" is COPYRIGHT to Hellen {but I stole it!}

*is worried*
This guy I like is in Belgium for a soccer championship... I sure hope those Brusselanian girls aren't hott...

by Martha's_Cellmate November 11, 2004

Bissellbody

A person who stands too close to you in a public setting when there is no explanation or reason why. They will do this in a setting that does not warrant close squishing of people, i.e. a park, an empty store. Since they are in a sense "sucking themselves" as close to you as possible, they are named a Bissellbody aka (hoover man) (vac stander).

A: Someone who must be in your face to have a conversation with you, and even when you back up during their sentence, they move in close again and fix the situation to make it an awkwardly close distance.
B: You are standing in line at a drugstore (etc.), and you turn around and BAM!.....there is a person literally on your butt cheeks, and there is nobody behind them!!........and the store is empty!!!....Why must he/she do this!!?? They are acting like a Bissellbody!

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by Hmmphh! August 14, 2013