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Bristles in the Wind 

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

bristles 

Ones pubic hair that has been trimmed very fine but not completely therefore resembling bristles from a broom or brush like object.
Last night i was about to bang this chick when she pulled down her panties and i could see that she had bristles so i cleaned my nails instead
bristles by yipyapsnappap March 12, 2008

mr bristles 

The Name of an electric toothbrush that a girl has a good time with ;)
Ana needs to hurry up masturbating with mr bristles, i want my dang pudding!
mr bristles by Phillip coolberg June 20, 2011

Brissle Head 

Rude racial slur, often used against jigaboos commonly used by oldwhite men.
Ayo brissle head, get to pickin that cotton
Brissle Head by homus allotta September 27, 2010

Afghan Bristles 

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
Afghan Bristles by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

muff bristles 

When recently shaving hairs poke through thin yoga pants in the pubic region... Muff bristles
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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