brisket and tofu

Brisket and Tofu is the Asian equivalent to the Western phrase 'Two Peas in a Pod'.

Jordan and Essa? Yo they sweet on each other like Brisket and Tofu.

by Jiggaman$ January 09, 2018

brisket booty

when a man flips you over real fast, whips out a big red funnel and stuffs it full of sautéed brisket that has been perfectly cooked.

woah man! Did you do the brisket booty!

by steven hawkings charger March 09, 2019

He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.

“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”

by lilfence June 10, 2024

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 24, 2021

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

whisker brisket

The unshaven vagina of a woman with abnormally large labia.

Her whisker brisket reminded me of a handful of roast beef on the barber’s floor.

by AC Papa Bear November 06, 2020