Brentonator

Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.

'dude, is that the Brentonator walking towards us?' 'oh fuck dude it IS' *commit suicide*

by rebeleight88 June 17, 2010

brixton briefcase

A Mcdonalds/KFC burger box, as seen carried by every black male in Brixton

they all got on the tube stinking out the place with their Brixton briefcases

by howsyourdad April 18, 2006

britonics

British Ebonics - The retarded slang used in England.

innit you chavs, etc...

by Kalvano January 11, 2005

Dirty Brenton

The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back

"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"

by Chewbacca69cum April 2, 2020

Boca Britton'd

When you cum too quickly during sex, the act of being premature, it is not usually something that can be controlled.

'I was just about to smash her back doors in but I Boca Britton'd in my hand as I was guiding it in'

by CMGCMG February 12, 2019

bainton

when your homie has plans with you but instead ditches you for his woman

"i was gonna chill with rog last night but he pulled a bainton on me"

by nick December 27, 2002

brunton

handy noun, adjective or verb used to describe the act of misplacing, losing or unfinding items of property or simply forgetting or overlooking something. Usely causes no significant harm and always provides heaps of amusement to friends observing one suffering a brunton moment

`fuck me if I can't find my mobile, I swear I'm having a brunton day!!'

`Hey lets hide Katie's notebook, she'll just think she's having a brunton moment.'

`Shit Dude, I left my accesories on and the batteries flat'

`Has anyone told you your such a brunton'

`Today was such shit, I wish I could do a brunton and just forget it ever happened.'

by mickdredd July 21, 2010