Brantley

a bad bitch thats going to die from the fumes of dill pickle pringles 😵

Brantley is dead

by Btanrhehhe May 23, 2020

Brantley

Trash can but also a god

Brantley is trash but also a god.

by jack storm October 8, 2020

Brantley

one of the sweetest kindest guys on the planet. he is the kind of guy that is so easy to talk to even if you dont know him very well. he shows you that he cares and he is tall. hes got really pretty eyes and a super deep voice. he makes my insides melt with just one look.

Oh my gosh lucky Brantley's such a sweetheart!

by snowflake_show_girl October 22, 2010

Lake Brantley

A public high school in central Florida with an over-large population of shameless, extremely rich kids, a decent football team and tons of "gangster" kids that follow around little freshmen girls between classes hollering "HEY MAMIEEE WALK YO FINEEE-ASS SEFF OVA HURRRR". Lake Brantley has 4 classes a day that are twice as long as standard school, about 5000 students, and an excellent AP program-- but it's mostly known for its insanely rich kids, known as Brantley Brats.

How in God's name do Lake Brantley High School students get their parents to buy them brand-new Lexuses for their first car?!?!???

by jennerzz August 20, 2006

brant bjork

former Kyuss drummer. left after Welcome to Sky Valley. Was in lots of bands afterwards, Fu Manchu etc. Now a solo artist with his band The Bros.

I've checked out Saved By Magic by Brant Bjork. That record is totally rad!

by MaxR July 18, 2006

Brant

n. one who is trully destined for great and amazing things

v. one who posess' super human strength

I knew you would b a "Brant"

Geese Jonny, you are so Brantly

by William S. Maker August 23, 2006

brant

hes a guy with at least a 17 inch slong and a sex god and and he's a great kidder and like to make out with people. He likes people with big tits

Brant likes to stick his 17 inch cucumber up my u know what

by Iamhorney123 January 5, 2012