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Bradford

Small city in the North of Pennsylvania. A couple of hours South of Buffalo, NY and roughly four hours north of Pittsburgh. Home of the Zippo lighter and famous for its unforgiving weather. Roads with potholes are plentiful and so is snow in mid April. The lack of things to do in this town make Walmart a social hotspot for teenagers. Numerous bars get filled with University of Pittsburgh at Bradford students. Redneck jokes apply to most of the people living in Bradford.
Bradford is so boring!
by Youngmahn Moon May 17, 2006
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Sam Bradford

Overrated loser who never deserved the Heisman and who is a massive pussy and won't take a hit like a man.
Umpire: Who's that bitch all covered in turf with his faceguard smashed in?

Ref: That's that bitch-ass Sam Bradford

Umpire: True.
by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
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bradford

Small city in McKean County in Pennsylvania. One of the few places on the northeast where redneck jokes apply to the people. One can see snow in the middle of April and drastic temperature changes than towns only half an hour away. Bradford is famous for its unforgiving weather and as the home town of the Zippo lighter. Life in Bradford is so boring that hanging out in Walmart is fun. Bradford is also home of one of the branch campuses of the University of Pittsburgh. The roads are full of potholes and usually covered with snow. Mullets and overalls are the usual fashion all year round. There are more shopping carts than cars on driveways. The weekends are occupied by parties from fraternities and sororities from the University of Pittsburgh at Bradford.
Bradford is where one can experience the redneck lifestyle without leaving the northeast.
by Youngmahn Moon May 15, 2006
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bradford girls

The only place u'll come across so many slappers in one building. and tht building is the snob skewl bradford girl's grammar skewl.wooo!!it consists of gay pervert teachers, slappers, bitches,townies, goths, punks and a few people who don't deserve a title. the slappers are the girls who will do w/e on a first date, the bitches think they rule but really they just get in the way!! and suck. the bitches are also posh snobs who think remembering daddy's credit card number will get them into Uni!! townies live on bursary's in this skewl and they try to be anything ther not. the goths are probably the smartist people in this skewl but they have lots of enemies, mostly chavs trying to kill them.punks just try to live without gettin killed.! thats why ther is only a small numbr of them left. the othr people don't have anything worth writin about.

Don't evr send ur kids here they will be emotionally scarrd 4 life and will cum out with an addiction to sex, booze and drugs!! oh and they'll take all ya money
"how was ur day at bradford girls?"
"u no how it is! a few baby's popped out and miss x got arrested for possesion again and bex has HIV. but same old story"
"oh i'm glad u had fun dear"
by k&c September 12, 2008
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Bradford

A 6' tall blonde girl who is completely gangster. She out drinks, out smokes and out parties every guy she hangs with.
Did you see that shit that Bradford did? Bitch is out of control
by Mccullers January 22, 2015
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Bradford

A small city somewhere in the depths of Yorkshire, almost as grim as Rotherham, Bradford is becoming less and less known amongst people due to their plummeting football team and Dynamo, their only real asset falling off. A Bradford will always be known for the place Phil Parkinson fucked off to join a superior team, Bolton Wanderers, Of which will always cast a huge shadow over Bradford.
What even is a Bradford?

A Bradford is a large German sausage.
by SilverBantnam July 23, 2019
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charles bradford

A man named Charles Bradford who takes it in the butt.
by Assy ass maddi February 10, 2014
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