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You be epic bowling ball

Usually comes with "hey" after

Used for unknown reasons
Someone: you be epic bowling ball
The same person or someone else: hey

Electric Bowling Ball 

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!

Hairy bowling ball 

A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?
Hairy bowling ball by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021

Got her Like a bowling ball 

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball
So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

Polish Bowling Ball 

Much like the shocker this is a term used to describe inserting two fingers in the vagina, and one in the anus.
"i grabbed her like a polish bowling ball"
Polish Bowling Ball by BuLL January 6, 2005

Reverse Bowling Ball 

Similar to the Bowling Ball (two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink in bowling grip motion) the difference is body positioning (two fingers in the stink, one in the pink) see Justin Surprise
"Hey Maryah, Justin gave me a Reverse Bowling Ball last night" said Nancy. "You mean two in the pink and one in the stink using the bowling ball grip" asked Maryah. "No! I'm talking about two in the stink and one in the pink using the bowling ball grip! It was incredible!" replied Nancy