saturday night bowler

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.

When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

bowlegged

What you call people with knees over 8 inches apart.

1st. Person: "Hark! What manner men are these, that walk around with their balls in parenthese?"
2nd. Person: "Those are bowlegged men for sure!"

3rd Person: "Oh wow! I slept with a bowlegged female last night! It was great! No boney knees in the way!

4th Person: "Bowlegged folks wobble, swagger, and hootie-scoot when they walk."

by gewamo September 12, 2006

Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

bowlerizer

Syllables: bowl·er·iz·er
Pronunciation: 'bO-l&r-I-z&r
Function: noun

1 : (Used mostly in continental European mix-mash British/American broken English) an eggregious braggart (usually a male), with a misplaced confidence in his sense of syle and a cocky swagger.

2 : a confidence man; a guileful salesman

a) "Stop being such a bowlerizer, and just be honest with me."

b) "Look at those bowlerizers with Beckham haircuts and Goodyear Adidas. Let's walk on the other side of the street from them."

by Aarontheeditor May 21, 2006

Bowltending

When you push your cereal down below the milk line to make it sure it isn't dry when you eat it.

Without bowltending, this cereal would be so dry.

by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010

Bowkett humour

Where the geezer tells the joke, laughing at the joke and then has to explain it for a long period to all who don't get it. This eventually causes it to not be funny.

Guy 1: Did you not get the joke?

Guy 2: Nah I didn't, but don't start that Bowkett humour again !

by BIGHITT3R April 23, 2016

Bowlate

A retarded bowl/plate who's parents gave up on raising it when it was under the age of 5.

I'm not eating from that, it's a fucking bowlate

by The New english. October 27, 2017