Dude, you wanna go see Bourne High School’s production of Once On This Island? I heard they’re doing blackface in it. It’ll be way better than seeing the football team lose for the 20th time.
by OctaviaSpencersOvari May 26, 2022

The unofficial husband of Ian Bohen, they’re both daddies. JR has a cute laugh.
Not sure who’s the top and who’s the bottom.
They’re just so gay together 😫
Not sure who’s the top and who’s the bottom.
They’re just so gay together 😫
by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

by Windoge April 6, 2017

Going to work with diarrhoea and while your co-workers are changing the bottom deck on a mining screen you stand on the top deck and shit through both sceens creating a cascading waterfall of hot brown rain covering your work mates.
by Quarry boss June 20, 2022

Bourne is the best young fucking OG of the world,with is friend Camaj. He fucked a lot of bitches for exemple: your mom
Bourne a FUCKING OG
by MrJulien May 21, 2017

"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"
by krausslad November 3, 2020
