Botched

Out of it. Tired as fuck and you feel pretty high. A fake, natural high. Usually only heavy sleepers get botched.

"Dude I feel high as a bitch on zanex."
"Yeah you're pretty botched"

by trvplvrd fvckbvthcvs March 3, 2016

Bouchet

Big dude with a big attitude

Bouchet pulled a big one

by bigboi222222 September 28, 2017

Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw August 19, 2008

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

Botchtot

Botchtot is the familiar term for the formal term "bitch tit", derivatives follow as "biotchitotti", "botchtotsicles", etc. It can be used as a derogatory term for anyone who's acting stupid or rude. Or annoying

Ugh, Michelle is literally such a botchtot

by UmbrellazAndVolcanoezz December 17, 2010

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

bitchette

A word used to call somebody that you feel defies the word 'bitch' so bad that he/she is worser than a bitch.

"I hate Stacy so much, she's such a fucking bitchette!"

by Seth March 23, 2005