Thong Bonus

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.

Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”

by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009

bogusaurus

1. bogusness of immense proportions
2. an extinct dinosaur that was bogus
3. how i say bogus

"i was hungry so i ate your cookies"
"bogusaurus"

by monotone October 31, 2004

bonus turd

When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.

Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Bonus poop

A second poop of the day.

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!

by Apeortdz May 19, 2017

meat bolus

relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.

Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.

by Mr. Pickles33 April 3, 2010

tony bogus

An insult for a middle-aged man who is claimed to be the fun miser, who calls the police if he sees anyone having fun.

Dude, don't be such a Tony Bogus. My kids and I are just trying to have some fun.

by Nf8808 April 29, 2017

Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013