Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008

The act of sliding your dick in between two parts of the body and then closing said body parts in order to create the allusion of bookmarking the chode.
Michael slid his dick between her spread butt cheeks and once it was in, she let go of her butt cheeks and began bookmarking his chode.
by daftdong November 2, 2014

by magic miles May 5, 2015

When you are supposed to have read a book and the test is the next day and you stay up the night before and read the book all the way through.
Jim: Bro, did you read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!
by CollegeRush November 15, 2011

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.
Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.
by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024

by honeybee34 March 28, 2020
