When you make special effort to completely finish taking a dump because you only have enough toilet paper to wipe once, then just as you wipe your ass, you have to drop one more loaf.
Man, I used the last little bit of TP, and then along comes the bonus turd!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.
"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"
by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013
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Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.
by danny_insanity June 25, 2014
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The unexpected release of solid or semi-solid fecal matter when farting.
Damn it, I've got to hit the shitter, I just got the bonus with that last fart!
by MH555 July 17, 2005
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Points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. Usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.
Guy 1: Dude you'll get bonus points if go slap that girl's ass.
Guy 2: What are you retarded?
Guy 1: I'll give you a dollar.
Guy 2: How about no?
Guy 1: How about a dollar AND bonus points?
Guy 2: Deal.
by PrivCaboose March 25, 2008
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Damage incurred while there is a difference in the lives of two characters in a stock round of super smash brothers.
Link is playing Kirby on final destination. Link has 3 lives, and he kills Kirby leaving Kirby with 2 lives. Link racks up 43 damage before he is killed. Now they both have two lives, but Link has 43 bonus damage on Kirby.
by SSBB Archangel August 10, 2009
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After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.
You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."
by Stevie Y December 21, 2004
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