Blurking

Logging out of a social media profile to look at someone's page that has blocked you.

My ex blocked me so now I have to go blurking to find out what she's up to.

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Blurking

When you logout of a social media profile in order to lurk on someone who has blocked you.

Because my ex blocked me, I have to go blurking in order to see what she's up to.

by Loafer Quota July 22, 2024

bourbinty

Sweet tea with a bourbon shot

I'll have a bourbinty please

by Narc9er January 4, 2025

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025