Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 13, 2025

Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

by Blump Lee February 13, 2025

Blump Call

The act of texting while shitting.

My son just made his 4:00 blump call today.

by Wana2dmax May 04, 2017

baby blump

A pseudonym of the Baby Trump blimp used in the UK to express their feelings of the US president.

The protestors brought Baby Blump to the event and it was a hit!

by AnotherAlias June 11, 2019

The blump

really crumbaly cookie that can be snorted or eaten best made by haystack cookies

OMFG GIVE ME THE BLUMP BRANDON

by jew slapper March 14, 2011

blumping

a word commonly used to confuse people.
this word doesn't have a meaning, it only has a purpose.
this word is used in a more "extreme" tone.

Dave: wanna hang at my place on Saturday?

Kyle: MY DUDES WHAT THE BLUMP YOU BLUMPING BLUMPER, YES SIRY MY FREINDIMUNDO

Dave: why are we still friends

by Canned duck soup June 22, 2023

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009