Blammer

A powerful Handgun (@mskhan08)

Two shot's with the blamer, got rocked with the blamer,
Pussies dropped with the blammer

by Gus211 May 30, 2018

Ski Bunny Bummer

This exists when a female is seen in her ski/snowboard gear and appears to be really good looking. Later on in the lodge as she removes some layers you realize she's not as good looking as you thought.

See also "Ski Bunny Bummer."

You meet a hot bunny on the chairlift that can really shred and she invites you for a beer just for you to discover she's not so hot after all. This is where you can yell, "Ski Bunny Bummer!!!"

by Afeenom February 25, 2011

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

bummer

is an expession you use when something happens by mistake

bummer ive just dropped my toast

by HIDDEN PARTY June 25, 2017

Bummer Beans

Not cool. The opposite of cool beans. Not Awesome.

Dude I ran out of bud. Bummer Beans!

Dude I thought she was on birth control so I didnt wrap it and i thought wrong and she is pregnant. Bummer Beans!

by TJHAMMY August 30, 2009

Blumperspoot

English version of the American term 'Hicky'

Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.

by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

Bummer Hummer

Blow job equal to a pity fuck

Sara gave roger a bummer hummer after she saw him wallowing in self pity at the party

by Mtbeb September 18, 2017