Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.
See also: Bluetooth Ass
See also: Bluetooth Ass
Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.
Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.
Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.
by Professor Graves October 18, 2008
Get the Bluetooth Douche mug.Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!
The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.
Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.
Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
by Shoxedone June 23, 2009
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The act of inserting bluetooth-enabled device in your person in anticipation of receiving a bluetooth message.
by djsixtoes October 16, 2009
Get the Bluetooth Push mug.when people wear a bluetooth in public, get mad at the person they are talkin to and it looks like shouting to something random.
hey look! Dillon has bluetooth syndrome!
Dillon: Shut the hell up you motherfucker!(to the person he is talkin to)
Dillon: Shut the hell up you motherfucker!(to the person he is talkin to)
by missey January 16, 2008
Get the bluetooth syndrome mug.When a group of people get together, pull out their cell phones and exchange mp3 ringtones, photos, and/or videos with each other
Friend 1) Check it out. I just got the new Fergie song on my cell phone.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.
Friend 2) No way. I just got Daughtry's.
Friend 3) Are you guys discoverable?
Friend 2) Bluetooth party?
All) Let's do this.
by JSizzle June 8, 2007
Get the bluetooth party mug.Disparaging nickname applied to one whom attempts to raise perceived socioeconomic standing through use of a bluetooth headset. Similar to a bluetool--though this term's specific target is marred by both (painfully obvious) low socioeconomic standing and (unsuccessful) attempts to disguise and/or raise said standing through use of the headset. Such cases tend to be glaringly obvious on account of the modern headset clashing fiercely with an outdated/oblivious/trashy fashion sensibility and the accompanying grooming and hygienic habits. Inspired by the t-shirt bearing the namesake expression.
Mullet + members only jacket + wrangler jeans + bluetooth headset simultaneously = bluetooth johnson.
Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.
Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.
Larry who works at the Tom Thumb down the street is such a bluetooth johnson.
Dennis who manages the 'Quick n' Easy Money' cash advancement facility on Eglin Pkwy . is such a fucking bluetooth johnson.
by Robb-a-dob Hogekins XIV February 6, 2008
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