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blowjob

For girls, an unpleasant act, in which gagging and eye watering occurs (especially if deepthroating is requested). The finished act results in an explosion of what tastes like Crest White Strips. Swallowing must be done, and the guy is expected to follow up on his responsibility by returning the favor to the girl. It's the polite thing to do.
He begged me for a blowjob like a 4 year old, so finally I gave in. I had been drinking, so the combination of being gagged and inebriated at the same time resulted in my throwing up on his dick. Surpisingly, he didn't notice... he was drunk too.
by Ana Monica February 26, 2007
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blowjob

when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces
I guarantee if you look up blowjob on UD it'll say something along the lines of 'when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces'.
by PictoNoMii March 30, 2020
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blowjob

when a person places his or her mouth on a male's reproductive organ (penis;cock;dick;gonads, etcetera) and then proceeds to suck and lick and blow in order to give the receiver pleasure.
the stupid hoe gave me a madd good blowjob last night.
by Heywood Jablomie June 1, 2005
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blowjob

When a woman kneels so that her head is level with a males penis and she begins to suck it until hot cum is in her mouth, at which point she will spit or swallow.
by Doobie January 5, 2006
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blowjob

The act of satisfying a penis with one's mouth.
Ken's bum hurt from bicycling all day, so rather than make love, he and Rob decided to perform oral sex on eachother.
by Sooper! June 9, 2002
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blowjob

its not a good thing to do to your best friend's boyfriend, especialy in a bush at the park so you end up with dirt on your knees and don't notice and go in to town to meet her...she'll notice.
i gave him a blowjob and he sighned my tits...in perminant marker pen...that doesn't come off.
by s9uit May 11, 2008
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blowjob

Your brother came over and gave me a blowjob last night.
by naughtydude January 18, 2005
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