the act of being such a fucking looser where you play for 18 hours a day, with 10 minute breaks every 6 hours, and 100 pushup punishment if you loose a single uhc game (still weights 400 pounds).
by vragon March 12, 2021
Get the bloje mug.You stupid americans are all wrong. Bloke is simply a British slang term for 'man/guy', with perhaps slight connotations of masculinity, and used only in an informal setting. Unlike 'guy' it is not normally used vocatively, as in 'hey you blokes'.
by zimo August 15, 2004
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Get the Bjored mug.The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this.
This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate.
There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties.
#1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat
#2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat.
This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups.
SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects.
The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
As a Spice Girls song began, all of the men who were crossing the floor or "dancing" rushed to the edges of the room, metaphorically curling up under the smug, superior stares of the Blokedancers, who were prudent enough to be occupied with their drinks.
by The Chairman February 20, 2006
Get the Blokedance mug.The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass
by Perrrdizzel May 14, 2005
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Me: What's Blobe?
My friend: BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT EVER
Me: Yeah thats mad
Me: What's Blobe?
My friend: BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT EVER
Me: Yeah thats mad
by partyatmine38 January 9, 2010
Get the Blobe mug.Biological parent who does little or nothing more than donate genetic material. This can include, dead beat dads/mums, sperm/egg donors, natural parents of adopted children.
by black_pearl2001 April 7, 2009
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