...and that's when i saw the blood...

a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.

cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...

lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?

cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...

lila: *facepalm*

by loppearedbunnie May 16, 2010

Blood Cheese

Genre of film which has slick looking vampires. Only meant for youngsters.

A: Hey did you watch Twilight?

B: Yeah I did. It was all blood cheese man!

by cheesebomby November 8, 2009

blood orphan

A self-made orphan by way of violently murdering their own parents and then bathing and/or consuming the parents' blood.

What Daddy Warbucks didn't know was that Annie was actually a blood orphan.

by Madtracula August 29, 2018

bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

blogfaqs

A derogatory term used on the popular gaming website GameFAQs; usually used when a poster creates a topic where his or her life story and/or woes/injustices are their main point of the thread. This can be anything from describing in detail a transaction at Gamestop, how their friend stuck a UMD into their PS3, or why their (real or imagined) girlfriend likes Call Of Duty.

eg. "So I'm waiting for the bus for like half an hour becoz I'm going to gamestop to pre-order the new batman game which is awesome becoz the last one was awesome and I dont care what you say and then I'm still waiting btw I hate buses why they so sloooow but anyway I was thinking mayb i should buy da COD map packs but nah I'll let my gf buy it coz she loves COD and she has a job haha but she gets me chicken nuggets anytime ANYTIME!!!! HAHA but anyway wut do you guys think??" "Dude, blogfaqs..."

by omgtrophies! September 4, 2011

blood helmet

When a girl on her period sits on your forehead, leaving a crusty red coating.

I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was on the rag, and she gave me a blood helmet.

by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

blood mummy

Used tampon or pad that has been wrapped in toilet paper and thrown in the trash.

Carol must be on the rag, she just buried another blood mummy in the bathroom trashcan!

by Clamhammer July 25, 2012