Bloomin Blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.

Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"

Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"

Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"

Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"

by themanswh March 4, 2010

boobinthedick

ahmad boobinthedick farag

yooo are we gunna chill with boobinthedick tonight?

by adaaaammmmm January 1, 2012

bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

by Arazmo December 3, 2018

Blooming fupa

When the fupa has worked it’s way down to the inner bikini line with a full blown blooming bush

While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.

by @b3leo July 22, 2019

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

boobing

the action of the hunt of the mamary glands. If one is to be slaped by one of the female gender this is considered a compliment. usually practiced in mating season.

im going boobing
let me come

by jiga the nigga December 12, 2004

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

by ballroad May 12, 2009