Bloat Wagon

The mobile version of a Bloat Factory.

Wow that factory has moved from the couch.

by Karrde March 22, 2004

bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

bloats Mcgoats

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

tug bloat

When you've spent too long masturbating and your cock is sore and swollen.

Hey, I was pulling it for hours, but now I've got tug bloat.

by Salty Sea Dog April 23, 2014

Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006

A Bloated Pussy

Fat and scared.

Dude, your such a bloated pussy.

by Mizz. Stacy February 2, 2009

The Bloated effect

The feeling you get after you eat too much, and you lay down, partially in pain, partially in exaustion, and shout out a large mono-syllabic noise, like aaaaggggggggrrrhhh

I went to Sizzler and got the endless steak and shrimp combo, after that i think i suffered from the bloated effect.

by K and H August 24, 2004