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Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017
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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
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Bloating fridge

A fridge overflowing with beer
Anyone need a beer? I’ve got a bloating fridge
by PatsyWB November 13, 2018
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blooming dale high school

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.
blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale
by TTV_upalupa720 May 26, 2019
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Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
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Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.
Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!
by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021
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