Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.

tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 30, 2011

blitzerd

The result of smoking at least 2 joints of marijuana, and being extremely stoned.

Man, i got blitzerd last night

by carrytheflag61 January 17, 2011

blitzex

Genshin Impact streamer who is very famoose on tiktok and twitch. He is very cool.

Person 1: “Hey dude have you heard of ‘Blitzex?’”

Person 2: “Yeah I have! He carried me on the event this week..”

by wormsucks July 2, 2021

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

wolf blitzer

To eat something quickly.

"I'll be there right after I wolf blitzer this sandwich."

by Hans v May 7, 2010

Blitzing Cunt

When someone is bitching about lots of stuff, and is frantic.

Xanthe you Blitzing Cunt get me a beee!

by Johnnyzsh May 18, 2006