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Blind, blinder and blindest
Tom wears glasses because he blinder than Richard.
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Pinky blinder

When an individual sticks a pinky in someone’s asshole or sphincter area and rub it in their eyes causing mild to moderately severe forms of pink eye, subsequently leading to calling in sick to work the next day and having to binge watch the popular tv drama series, Peaky Blinders.
I gave her the pinky blinder and now my eye is itchy.
by garlicbreadboi October 15, 2023
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Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders
"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"
by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020
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Peaky blinders

A popular tv show on Netflix but also a way for homosexual men to express themselves trapped in the closet
I’m in the peaky blinders

In my peaky blinders

Peaky blinders bag
by Lorenzo black May 1, 2023
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West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive
Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.
by Dillybar66 February 26, 2022
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Boomer blinders

A metaphor for the rose-tinted glasses effect that boomers seem to have on their world views and ideals, that ends up spreading to other people who share their social circles. Can infect millenials, Gen-X's, Gen-Z's and even some Gen-C's.
Dad always kept going on and on about how great America is, and how we have freedom and we should be proud, despite the fact that guns don't keep us safe, in fact more people are killed by guns in America than anywhere else in the world. Pop really needs to take off his boomer blinders and look at the world from reality.
by The Macbroker February 9, 2021
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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