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Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.
Hansi Kürsch bass/vocals
Marcus Siepen guitars
Andre Olbrich guitars
Thomas Stauch drums
blind guardian by Karth June 30, 2004
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Blind Fire 

#01: The term referring to the act of operating a firearm without looking at what one is shooting at. Often used in times of pressure from a location of cover or away from the line of enemy fire.

#02: To initiate intercourse (usually in a drunken state, usually in a friend or strangers bedroom, sometimes in poorly lit nightclubs) and attempting attempting to skeet in the dark.
#01: Greg didn't want to get killed so he blind fired around the corner.

#02: Greg couldn't find her face while he and Donna were fucking in the closet, so he blind fired and jizzed in her ear canal.
Blind Fire by Weight-and-Sea March 24, 2009
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Blind Guardian

the band that pwns you.
"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"

"Dude...ever hear of BG?"

"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"
Blind Guardian by Mabus November 9, 2003

Blind Melon 

A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.
"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"
Blind Melon by Nathan Stohler December 9, 2003

Blind transfer 

When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.
Co-worker: Who just called?

You: I'm not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.
Blind transfer by jxb December 29, 2008

Blind China Man 

When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.
Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.
Blind China Man by Rk1997 November 20, 2017

blind homer 

to support a team so blindly as to defy conventional wisdom
Jacko is such a blind homer that he thinks the Ravens will go 13-3 despite their awful record last year and their horrible players.
blind homer by Jacko Hater January 14, 2009