Blim

The emotion of being blissfully in love with someone but missing their presence around you while separated. Duel Bliss-Miss emotion mode.

After some hot, whisky soaked car sex I dropped her off at home and spent the afternoon in blim mode.

by Reiso September 7, 2019

blimey

Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.

Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.

Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.

Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.

"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.

by not_saying November 8, 2012

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

Blim-blah

Formal way of parting ways at the end of a conversation

Tom: I would like to take you out tonight, how about it?
Suzy: Uh...I have to go walk my fish, Blim-blah!

by Blimblarious September 7, 2006

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

blim job

(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.

Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.

Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.

Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.

Mostly for the receiving man, of course.

"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.

"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."

by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010

gawd blimey

An expression of either positive or negative surprise, mostly used by common types.

Positive: Gawd Blimey, I've only gone and won the bleeding lottery ain't I?
Negative: Gawd Blimey , my piles are playing up something terrible today!

by Ivor Grumble May 4, 2016