by 49ersfan89 November 19, 2009
Get the bligger mug.A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.
First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"
Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"
Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!
Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!
Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
Alfred - ......
Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!
Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
Alfred - ......
by Caffo January 27, 2011
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A special type of urban decay that occurs inside the Urban Dictionary.
It describes lame definitions that:
1. break one or more of the editiorial guidelines, and
2. are only submitted because the author wants to claim credit for a lot of definitions in the Urban Dictionary, and
3. aren't funny or interesting.
It describes lame definitions that:
1. break one or more of the editiorial guidelines, and
2. are only submitted because the author wants to claim credit for a lot of definitions in the Urban Dictionary, and
3. aren't funny or interesting.
All definitions submitted by the Who-obsessed moron named Taxman are nothing but urban blight. He should be banished from the Urban Dictionary.
For God's sake, nobody needs to 'define' every fucking album ever produced by The Who.
For God's sake, nobody needs to 'define' every fucking album ever produced by The Who.
by BcozTheNite March 31, 2008
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To develop an illness or sustain an inury, possibly self inflicted, which will preclude you from work, but you can still enjoy a rich and varied social life.
Orginates from the 1914-18 War, when reluctant English soldiers would shoot themselves in the foot, to get returned to Blighty, or Great Britan, and invalided out of the Army.
Hangovers can count if passed of as food poisoning
Orginates from the 1914-18 War, when reluctant English soldiers would shoot themselves in the foot, to get returned to Blighty, or Great Britan, and invalided out of the Army.
Hangovers can count if passed of as food poisoning
-I intend to get so drunk tonight I will phone in sick tomorrow
-Oh really, are you about to Take a Blighty?
-Oh really, are you about to Take a Blighty?
by BrettS September 4, 2006
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