Good-blaster

A word to describe a firearm used in self-defense.

"Hey dude, I just used my good-blaster to blow away those fools who tried to rob me."

by NotAirMarshalJohn October 16, 2012

cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.

Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.

by tkover9000 November 23, 2014

ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.

by Chris J May 11, 2003

blesser

A new age sugar daddy

I need a blesser to maintain this lavish lifestyle

by SimplyK42 June 1, 2016

ass blaster

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.

It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...

by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007

fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.

I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!

by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017