barking at the ants

Vomiting (esp. in the street)

Landlord: "You look rough mate"
Gus: "I know, I've been barking at the ants all evening, I think it's your dodgy beer"
Landlord: "Well you did drink 19 pints of it"

by TommyJJ March 8, 2006

barking

1. When speaking loudly, to a shout, just to get a strangers attention.

2. When speaking loudly in a close or sound sensitive setting. ( vehicle, house, comedy club, etc.. )

barking¹ - HEY BABY WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

barking² - (at a funeral ) HEY WHO WAS THIS BASTARD ANYWAYS?

synonyms: shouting, yelling, screaming

by UnknowableOne June 20, 2016

BLarkin

A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.

Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall
Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"
Sam: "Shiiiiiii"

by SkyManSlick November 17, 2006

barking at the sidewalk

Bending over and throwing up while outside

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006

Blaking

Being blocked when someone likes you and they know it.

bruh,stop blaking me.

by V$VP March 4, 2015

Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

by Shackle April 2, 2010

Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013