Blumer

An ardent fan of actor Jeff Goldblum.

My blumer friend owns multiple copies of The Fly on LaserDisc.

by NotAgentClark November 3, 2010

blamethrower

1. A fictional weapon featured in the movie Mystery Men that, when activated, caused those in the vicinty to turn on one another.

2. An attempt to shift blame for your failures.

Michael Brown broke out the blamethrower to avoid responsibility for FEMA bungling Katrina recovery.

by KungFuQuip April 20, 2006

blamex

A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.

That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.

by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

Bhamerize

Bhamerizing a word is the process of stretching out a word by using an excess amount of vowels in it.

A normal phrase: Researching Questions
The Bhamerized Phrase: Roueseaouschiouieng Ckouiestchiouiens

by the gift giver June 11, 2018

Blazer Barboza Associated Acts

Atlantic Records, Jay Z, Meek Mill, Big 4 Music Group.

Blazer Barboza Associated acts were proud of his Accomplishments.

by Blazer Barboza October 15, 2020

Emer Beamer

The best cocktail ever....Jim Beam, Apple Sourz, Apple Juice, Ginger Ale and a slice of lemon

to be used anywhere, except driving.... "Lets have an Emer Beamer"

by Emer Beamer February 5, 2010