david blaine

A peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts. Relying on the attention of the public, this creature is ironically, largely ignored. As the public grows increasingly apathetic his stunts become increasingly odd; as though he is some sort of modern "Houdini," but he isn't, he's just David Blaine

ex: David Blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?

by George Padis May 16, 2006

smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019

blaine

1. Traditional Celtic Name, meaning "lean and strong"

2. an amazing name at that

1. dude that there david hasselhoff is so blaine these days, especially in spongebob squarepants the movie.

2. OMG LOL like totally I love your name so so so super duper much Blaine!

by i just know okay December 21, 2006

blaine

The act of purposely acting completely awkward in order to make someone feel uncomfortable. This usually includes using the double sarcasm method, meaning the perpetrator delves so deep into sarcasm that nobody knows whether or not the blainer is being serious or if they are trying to crack a joke.

It may also include performing lewd activities to ruin people's conversations such walking up, placing your leg on the table, and fondling your penis.

Bro A: "Hey man what are you doin' tonight? Gettin' fucked up?"

Blainer: " Tssssss.....probably just gonna stay in ya know....make out with dudes." *As he fondles his penis*

*Blainer leaves room*

Bro A: "Dude, what the fuck was that?"

Bro B: "........blainin' hard."

by SigEpic May 21, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

david blaine

thats when your having doggie style sex with a girl in front of a window and during intercourse you let your friend take over, the girl not knowing, thats when you run across to the outside of the window and wave at her while your buddy is doing it ;)

i pulled a david blaine at a girl last night, she said woow your good

by the blaine-anator December 9, 2008

blainesite

A spotting of an unbelievable Ethiopian women that looks like a sex goddess that will make you ravenous.

At this point no matter how hard you try, you must attempt and pounce on this blainesite.

A blainesite contains luscious rounded tits with perfect sized nipples and is complemented by her bubbly ass clappers and splash of seduction with the look in her eyes.

However this blainesite's beauty does not stop there. Her gorgeous eyes that pierce your soul is accommodated with a perfect skin tone and with a beautiful face and flawless hair.

The temptation of pouncing on this blainesite however may be encountered with a terrifying family defense, such as the blainesite's father or brother.

Guy 1: Yo turn the fuck around!
Guy 2: Who is that? I've never felt this way before!!!
Guy 1: Bro, that girls a blainesite!
Guy 2: Holy shit! Lets bag her up and run, that level of perfect needs to be violated!
Guy 1: Slow down tiger, she's with her father and brother!
Guy 2: This is worse than divine cock blocking =/

by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011