shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

by analearthquake June 3, 2011

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

blade wars

The name posterity will give to our current time period, characterised as it is not so much by global warming or religious terrorism, but by the constant battle between rival razor manufacturers to see how many blades they can fit on their next generation shaving tool. It may yet prove to be the bloodiest conflict of all time.

Citizen of the year 2085: My Mom's so old, she even remembers what "DVD"s are! I mean, they were popular way back during the blade wars!

by John Doom October 18, 2006

blad-blazer

An extremely inconsiderate loud person. Often making noise just to get attention and feel superior.

Mike cranked up the volume of his laptop to the maximum setting. He is such a blad-blazer.

by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

Niyo Blade

Niyo blade is when a Genji Blade kills 0 or 6 people. Literal Gamble.

WTF NIYO BLADE POG

or

WTF NIYO BLADE, STOP FEEDING

by Kayjii May 17, 2022

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.

Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.

by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022