Black Hole

Simular to a black eye its when you punch someone in the butthole creating a bruised eye like effect (hematoma on b hole)

My black hole hurts super bad when I sit down.

by Deadly mouse October 10, 2020

Black Hole

The vagina of a woman who has so much sex that everytime she spreads her legs, she turns into a vaccume

Guy 1: Damn i'd fuck michelle but i heard she had a black hole.
Guy 2: I heard that everytime she spreads her legs for a guy he gets sucked up and never returns.

by Bacon1323 December 10, 2016

black hole

a rare birth condition; a black hole is when someone's vagina/anus can fit the equivalent to a watermelon or 69 dicks

Bitch 1: Ehmegawd she's such a whore
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy

by totallynotarapist69696969 April 9, 2017

black hole

its the raiders home field from the n.f.l.

the black hole is scary!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hey what r u eating June 8, 2005

Black Holed

To exposed ones anus to an unexpecting victim by the spreading of the ass cheeks.

Dude the other day I was going up the stairs and when I looked up I got totally black holed.

by oTurtlez June 12, 2011

Black Hole

When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it

I was banging that chick last night when i looked down and saw her gaping Black Hole

by ItzzzNate October 5, 2012

Black Hole

A sexual practice where a small penny chew or piece of candy called a BLACK JACK is inserted into the anal passage and sucked out for oral stimulation and anal gratification. The black chewy sweet is placed and removed by the partner's tongue. The black colouring in the sweet leaves a black stain - hence the term black hole (as a hole is commonly know in parlance and UK slang as an Anus).

What did you do last night?
Oh nothing much, just fooled around
Oh yeah
Yeah, but I gave Robb a Black Hole
Oh wow
Yeah we went through a whole packet of them - he has a hungry bum!

by Uncle Badger May 24, 2006