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I hate this place. I go to SUNY binghamton, and lemme tell you, dont!
I am a senior, and I think on average, there are 2-3 sunny days per semester. And it alternates everyday from rain to snow, so that there is always ice and mud everywhere. Even in the summer, when its in the 90s, i still see damn mud puddles everywhere! Every frickin kid here has a chip on their shoulder that they arent in Cornell, and they wear cornell and ithaca shirts, and go there all the time, like they are trying to delude themselves. Everyone at this school is either a spoiled ass from Long Island, a designer clothes whore asian from queens, a self-seggregating Jew or Christian, or a FOBby Indian engineering major. Oh, and i think there are five or six black people too. Once you leave campus you realize that you are in the most boring place you will ever be, surrounded by rednecks who wear camo all the time, weigh 300 pounds, and look seriously inbred. Looking into their eyes you will see no spark of intellect, and if you notice their mouths, dont expect to find a full set of teeth.
If you need an example, go to walmart and check out the montage on Jappy long islanders interacting with confederate hicks.
by Cdubya March 8, 2005
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Bingham Bum

Bingham Bum - the act of wiping ones bottom in a sustainable way
You need to use bamboo toilet paper if you want a Bingham Bum
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bingham

An insult to use on long legged people or, people who resemble a giraffe 🦒 or, takis!
You’re making fun of me? At least I’m not a bingham!
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The full name Breanna Faith Bingham is an amazing girl that is beautiful and athletic and from her last name has longer legs and bright eyes she is very polite and loves to have fun, she is intelligent and loves to have fun she has a high energy level about herself and will never let you down... AKA The Shizz!!
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Bingham

A street in tacoma that is loved by the local teens. most of them love weed and/or alchohol. A great community to arise in the event of zombies. also features collins elementry school, and a "Pretty Damn Quick" store close by (PDQ)
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"damn dude, im peacin out to bingham then"
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Binghamton

Binghamton isn't a bad place like all the fucktards from Long Island think it is. I grew up there and think it is a wonderful city in a beautiful valley. It has many art galleries, parks, a museum, and the largest public observatory in the northeast US. The spoiled brats from long island don't like it because its not close enough to drive into Manhattan, and obviously NYC has much more to do than Binghamton, but Manhattan has more to do than pretty much anywhere. So don't bash Binghamton because it has cold winters and you actually have to find something to do instead of having fun force fed to you. If you look in the right place Binghamton can be a fun and enjoyable place to live. So stop complaining and make the most of our cold winters (ie. several ski resorts and a lot of hills for sledding) and keep in mind that it doesnt rain all summer long, and there is plenty of sun while not being too hot.
I hope you actually choose to listen to someone with a brain instead of listening to spoiled assholes and idiots from Long Island who's mommy and daddy are paying for everything and have no idea what the real world is like.
Binghamton is actually a nice place if you know how to make the most of it and dont just sit in your dorm room and smoke pot all day.
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Arizona Granola who? Emery is a legend who's vocals can make grown men cry
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